Palin Fights Kid, Loses Fight - Shame and Dignity

I didn’t quite understand the whole ‘Drill Baby Drill!’ thing until today; now I get it. You see, the ‘hole’ being ‘drilled’ is actually the ever increasing negative public perception of Sarah Palin, and the ‘drill’ doing the digging is her life. In what can only be described as a buffoonery of errors with the attractive properties of a train wreck, apparently Sarah Palin is fighting with an 18 year old. Oh yeah, it’s come to this folks. Levi Johnston, baby dada of Alaska’s first grandson, is apparently getting an early start on the “Anti-Palin 2012 Campaign” by hitting the airwaves to defend himself against the iron fist of Alaska’s first fascist, Gov Sarah Palin. In her defense, he started it. However, a wiser person might have taken advice from the great poet Alexander Pope who would refused to substantiate the lies and beguile of his critics. Thankfully, my guess is that Sarah Palin has never read Pope, because if she hadn’t publicly responded to Levi, the 18 yr old high school drop out, I would have never known this hilariousness was ensuing.

Unless you live in a box, you know that just six months ago Bristol and Levi were an example of ‘responsibility and maturity’ as they stood next to then vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  Now, Bristol and Levi are an example of reality, and hopefully soon, reality TV. It’s really just too easy to poke fun at Sarah Palin, there are so many different angles that you could go with! The fact that she takes herself so seriously is definitely the best, and I’m hoping that at the end of the Jerry Springer episode…

An Open Letter To All Journalists

Dear Sirs,

For the love of god and all things holy, please stop covering Sarah Palin. Each time I think it’s over, each time I think she’ll be gone for good, in a way that even Jesus would be jealous of, you raise her from the dead. I’ll be the first to admit, her Brittney-esque rise from oblivion to publicly stumble aimlessly through a world her brain was never designed to think upon, was great, but it’s just not funny anymore.

Your ratings are good; you have lots of stuff to talk about. There is no reason to give this woman another minute of national airtime. I think at this point, we all get it, she’s ridiculous. I must implore you, for while her level of ridiculousness rises in accordance with the laws of diminishing returns, my annoyance at the mockery she makes of America by existing, let alone being a supposed spokesperson for a group of Americans, does not.

Please, please, please, stop.

Thanks in advance,
Mikey

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Americans The Ugly Racists, a Song.

Normally I would never re-publish anything racially/gender offensive or irrationally critical, but in order to understand how significant the underlying problem behind any person, let alone a lawmaker, finding it appropriate to disseminate this material in public, it is necessary to see / hear it. The thought that the guy who passed this song around the GOP wants to become its leader isn’t nearly as scary as the blind ignorance of the people making most of the comments on the YouTube comment thread. However, a wise man once said, if life hands you lemons make lemonade, so with that in mind, let’s learn a lesson about the justification bigots use for being racist.

Apples to Oranges Argument: Making fun of Sarah Palin for being an idiot is perfectly acceptable as long as your standard of judgement is universal to men, women, blacks, and whites. It’s crazy that people actually justify racism under the assertion that making fun of Sarah Palin’s gaffs is somehow as egregious.

LOL! The Democrats are spitting chips over this video being put on cd and sent to GOP members to laugh at! I guess it was OK to have a crush on Obama and make fun of everyone else, or call Palin a dummy…but it’s not OK to laugh at Obama! LOL! I like you black guys.you took some hits for the team thats for sure…You guys do know that there’s a whole bunch of white people who don’t believe BamBam was naturally born American right? I figure you might want to talk to them ya? - http://www.youtube.com/user/badnetprac

Two Wrongs Make a Right Argument: This guy acknowledges that the song is racist, but he thinks that because…

Palin Announces Possible Book; Words Threaten Strike.

When “1080p” means more to people than “ISBN” does, anything that gets people away from the TV and reading again is great, even if it is Harry Potter or Twilight. Despite the cookie-cutter, fifth grade reading level trash that Dan Brown and others make millions off of is no substitute for the genre redefining wordsmith of Hemingway or Hunter S. Thompson, anyone who gets people reading is begrudgingly laudable in my book, as much as it pains me. After all, the passive entertainment of watching television is not nearly as intellectually stimulating as active participation, imagination, and direct interaction with a text. Some even go as far as to say that words have a life of their own and metaphysically perhaps even more so. Great words travel through time and space giving life eternal to the genius of authors who assembled them previously. However, even words have feelings, and there comes a time when measured in whole their value to literacy and intellectualism is so low that they can’t justify the collateral damage to the environment their publishment would incur. Upon this abuse, words must come together in representation of the letters they contain and the meaning they refer to, put their proverbial “feet” down, and state, “We’re not gonna take it.” This is when words go on strike.

CNN reported today that Sarah Palin could currently be in talks with various publishers regarding a book deal surrounding her personal experience during the 2008 Presidential Campaign that would total more than $7 million. The thought of Sarah Palin authoring anything other than a resignation address from politics is nauseating. The thought that millions of people might be…

McCain Wins: Most Likely to Not Be President Senate Class of 2008

Nov 5 2008

Dear Republican Talking Head,

Enclosed you will find the proposed itinerary for November 5th, 2008. I extend my sincerest appologies for ruining any sort of credibility that you may have had. Let us all take a page from the Bill O’Reilly playbook, and take solace in the fact that credibility has never been an important factor to Republican success. I look forward to working with you in the future.

GOP Schedule for November 5th

• Wake up, realize you are not dreaming.
• Say something nice on TV.
• Make attempts to rationalize and justify negative campaiging.
• Get ripped apart by Keith Olberman
• Find new job.

Your New Party President,

Sarah Palin

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